Mini and Jaguar
Cruising the Net … Author Unknown
As a man was driving along in his Mini, it broke down. He was parked on the verge, trying to fix it when a Jaguar pulled over in front of him and the man offered to help. After a few minutes they obviously weren't going to get it going, so the Jaguar driver offered him a tow. They hitched up the Mini and agreed that, if he was going too fast, the Mini would blow his horn and flash his lights to get him to slow down and so, off they went.
At the next traffic light a Ferrari pulls up beside the Jaguar and revs his engine provocatively a few times. When the lights turn to amber the Ferrari and the Jaguar burn rubber and both are soon doing 140 m.p.h.
After a while they go through a speed trap and the policeman, realising that he will need help to catch them, radios in for assistance saying:
"You won't believe what I just saw … a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 140 m.p.h., side by side, and a Mini behind them flashing his lights and blowing his horn, trying to get past."
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